Here are a few things overheard at our house these days:
Me: "You need to get into your carseat. We are going to the library!"
Juliet (mad about getting into her carseat): "Mommy, I don't like you! Go to work!"
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Juliet (in her crib at nap time): "Mommy, I having problems! Mommy, I having problems!"
Me: "Juliet, what is wrong?"
Juliet: "I having problems. There are MONSTERS in my crib!"
Well, I guess that is a problem!
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Juliet: "Mommy, I love you so much. As much as an alligator!"
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